Game of Thrones taught us how to binge watch TV, so it didn’t take long for us to start imagining what the Game of Thrones cast would look like if they were dogs.
Welcome to Game of Bones…
Daenerys Tailgaryen
Will this feisty mutt finally make it over the sea to Westeros? Will she finally get revenge on those who forced her to flea flee to Braavos? Whatever happens, we wouldn’t mess with anyone who’s name is ‘Stormborn’ (or, for that matter, anyone who owns a dragon or three) #winning
“Dracarys!” Source
Jon Snow
His brooding ways won Ygritte’s heart in Season 4 and in real life (sob). We want to know – is Jon really dead? Will he fight the White Walkers? So many questions! What with Melisandre at t’wall, we’re hoping we haven’t heard the last of Snow just yet.
“You know nothing, Jon Snow” Source
Sansa Bark
This poor pooch has had a ruff time. First as King Joffrey’s fiancé/ torture victim / play thing, while her in-laws killed off her family (we still miss you, Ned). She survived thanks to tortured soul, The Hound, but now he’s gone and she’s now evil Ramsay’s wife. Will she and Reek/ Theon survive that jump?
“The worst ones always live” Source
Tyrion Lannister
Poor Tyrion. His girlfriend of negotiable affections, Shae, vengefully testified against him to spare herself. He was jailed for *apparently* poisoning King Joffrey (good riddance) and was sentenced to death when The Mountain (see below) won against the Viper in that fight. Now he’s murdered his own father and ruling over Meereen on Daenerys’ behalf, we’ve got a feeling that this guy’s bark won’t be worse than his bite.
“If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place” Source
The Mountain That Rides
Said to be the largest man in Westeros, The Mountain That Rides (known as The Mountain or Ser Gregor Clegan) made headlines as a notoriously fearsome warrior. Like a Saint Bernard‘s ravenous appetite, he seems unstoppable, and following Qyburn’s lab experiments last season, this red-eyed, pale-fleshed monster might just well be. No, we won’t tell you anymore. You’re welcome.
The (Bernese) Mountain. Source
Cersei Lannister
Since the death of her son, King Joffrey, Cersei’s our favourite person we love to hate. She’s not had a great time in Season five with The High Sparrow imprisoning her and enforcing an infamous walk of atonement. Having reached the Red Keep bloodied and naked, she was saved by Qyburn and the newest (giant) member of the Kingsguard. Knowing Cersei’s temper, we can’t wait to see who this bitch’s next victim(s) will be.
“Everyone who isn’t us is an enemy” Source
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Editor’s Note: This post was originally posted in March 2015 and has been updated for accuracy.